me: *sees dog*

me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*


it is really terrifying seeing people i went to school with on my facebook who are ultra conservative like i remember you being bisexual for the entire time we were in school and trying to get at so many girls and now that you are married and have a kid you’re super christian and shit and just

get the fuck out of here i’m christian too and you’re acting so ignorant