i want to meet him
Hi I'm Sam, I don't like the sound of Velcro.
me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*
it is really terrifying seeing people i went to school with on my facebook who are ultra conservative like i remember you being bisexual for the entire time we were in school and trying to get at so many girls and now that you are married and have a kid you’re super christian and shit and just
get the fuck out of here i’m christian too and you’re acting so ignorant