Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago
Vete a la chingada, pero despacito y con cuidado, me marcas cuando llegues. Te amo
Posted 8 hours ago

bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

Posted 8 hours ago

brianaharley:

cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

eternallywaiting

(Source: firefoxed)

Posted 8 hours ago
brianaharley:

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

eternallywaiting

brianaharley:

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

eternallywaiting

Posted 19 hours ago
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Posted 1 day ago

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

Posted 1 day ago

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

Posted 1 day ago

halcyonvx:

tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

image

Posted 1 day ago
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pussypoppinhannstand:

when you realize we all turned into squidward

Posted 1 day ago

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99)

Posted 1 day ago